THE DIVIDE. Wow. Where do I even begin? Well, I have to
start with my mood going into the movie (opening in limited engagements this
Friday from Anchor Bay). It’s not often I lift the “reviewer curtain” and talk
about the fact that what is happening in my real life can occasionally tweak my
perspective. On this particular day, I was delayed leaving a press junket and
was scared I was going to be late for the DIVIDE screening.
For the past 10 years or so, Hollywood has openly embraced
the succulent cash grab that is the remake, and for better or for worse, it is
here to stay. But was another film version of Stieg Larsson’s serial-murder
mystery THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO entirely necessary? The original
Swedish movie was a huge hit overseas and made box-office waves with North
American audiences as well. So why go see an English-language edition? In
summation: David Fincher.
It’s early in BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 when it clicks: Director
Bill Condon (DREAMGIRLS, CANDYMAN: FAREWELL TO THE FLESH) gets it. As Bella’s
pre-wedding jitters coalesce into a nightmare, the pictures zooms out quickly
to reveal that she and her groom have splattered their guests to bits. Then,
right in the thick of its woodland, desperate-to-be-enchanting dream wedding,
the film cuts between Bella and Edward (now icons of shallow, heartstopping
romance) exchanging their vows, the camera quite literally swoons…and you know
that the fourth entry in this most ridiculous of phenomenons will finally throw
out any (false) sense of earnestness and reach the dopey, melodramatic and
over-the-top heights it always should’ve been aspired to.